What is it about newborns,
That makes almost everybody,
Flip their collective lids?
Let's be honest.
They can't cook banquets in your honor.
They can't write contemporary novels about our times.
They can't drive a car, they can't even reach the pedals.
They can't fly mercy missions over hostile areas for relief purposes.
They can't free political prisoners of oppressive regimes.
They can't clean the house, or even build one for that matter.
They can't be airborne rangers or combat ready veterans.
So why is it that their so damn cute?
I love newborns.
